nightcrossed: (Explaining to the Stupid)
Tear Grants ([personal profile] nightcrossed) wrote2009-07-25 09:41 pm

[Hymn #32] [Movement] ~Con moto~

You have got to be kidding me...

[Tear rips down a flyer, scrutinizing it with a mixture of annoyance and disbelief.]

[Flyer reads: "1st Annual Cooking Competition, Date TBA, Sponsored by Cafe Demois, Bring Out Your Best For a Chance to Win Fabulous Prizes Including a Dinner Date Served By Two of Our Fine Waitresses!!"]

[She tears the flyer neatly in half, then looks about for the next one so she can destroy it in the same fashion. They have been tacked up randomly around town.]

((OOC: Demois is pronounced "de moy". It came from my friend saying "cafe de moi" and me trying to make it look cooler. Kabalarians suggests it's a name that's easy-going and refined, and one that attracts people with problems in need of advice or understanding. This is what Fay had suggested to Tear anyway, so I'm going with it. Er... Although it has some negative connotations too, I just wanted a freaking name for Tear's place of employment. If I'm not allowed to do this stuff, tell me now!! Thanks! Also, if anyone is actually interested, I thought we could make a log for it. Doesn't have to be in paragraph form, right? Whatever works.))

[identity profile] a-severed-fate.livejournal.com 2009-07-27 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Places her hands on her hips and levels her gaze at him.]

You just said that I must have overlooked the fine print. Twice in fact.

Are you suggesting that I rush into things without looking or that I can't read properly?

[identity profile] apurposetolive.livejournal.com 2009-07-28 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
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...You know, for someone who looks for details and tries to catch everything, you're doing an amazing job of missing a harmless joke.

[identity profile] a-severed-fate.livejournal.com 2009-07-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
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[In her opinion, Luke, you should know better. Honestly? She should know better or else be taught what a joke is.]

How was I to know it was a joke? Idiot.

[identity profile] apurposetolive.livejournal.com 2009-07-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
...Have you even heard a joke before?

[identity profile] a-severed-fate.livejournal.com 2009-07-28 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Sternly.] Yes, as a matter of fact, Luke, I have heard of them. Raven might have teased me once or twice...

[Lets up just a little bit.] It's just that... normally people don't joke around with me. It's not like we sat around telling riddles and teasing one another in the Oracles, and Van wasn't around that much.

[Actually, Tear, your life's pretty depressing. You don't even know how to take a joke.]

But all jokes aside, you're not thinking of entering, are you?
Edited 2009-07-28 03:43 (UTC)

[identity profile] a-severed-fate.livejournal.com 2009-07-28 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Studies him for a moment as if she can see right through him.]

No reason.

[She straightens and crosses her arms.]

Well, if you had said that you were, I was going to warn you that Rena can get very excitable when it comes to things like this. That was all.